My friends corgi fell asleep in class
What fucking willy wonka school do these people go to where they can bring FUCKING SLEEPY PUPPIES
long ago the four melons lived together in harmelony and then everything changed when the firemelons attacked
Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland
Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors
Let’s get the maker of that door in Ireland to come fix the economy.
This is what British television looks like.
I love how the penguin just recognises Noel Fielding as a fellow monochrome being and waddles straight over to him.
FELLOW MONOCHROME BEING
WHAT IS THIS COMPANY
they have phones too
its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.
mY SKIN IS WHITE???
I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??
cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!